the ten commandments in a world without heroes
You know you are living in strange, dark times when even The Ten Commandments, that infallible classic of old Hollywood religion, is different.
It started innocently enough. This Pesach, like every Pesach, I casually crawled inside the refrigerator with my 409 and shmatah, craning my neck out at an impossible angle so I could keep up with the Ten Commandments on TV. I do this every year, as my parents and grandparents have before me; it is a tradition that I imagine outdates the Exodus. Every April, without fail, those clever network executives get together and go, “Hey, it’s almost Easter. Don’t the Jews have some kind of holiday about now? Somebody broadcast the Charleton Heston movie.” All great religious movies gain their immortality this way; witness the Charlie Brown Christmas special.
Of course, this means that the Ten Commandments usually gets broadcast right before Easter, at which point I am more likely to be taking down my chumutzdik dishes than putting them up, but hey, it’s all good, right?
Regardless of what day it airs, for me, half the fun in getting ready for (or cleaning up from) Pesach has always been The Ten Commandments. As a child not old enough to be alarmed by Nefertiri’s horrific dialogue (“You will rule Egypt, and I will be your footstool”), the movie awed me with its sheer scale. When you’re a kid, words like “pharaoh” and “plague” mean little to you. And what in the world is a chariot? My elementary-aged friends were never allowed to watch The Ten Commandments, and I can hear the argument; after all, Cecille deMille was no stickler for tradition (or, you know, facts). But he portrayed an exodus that felt like an exodus, with all the grandeur and magnificence that you associate with the Torah’s explanation. It gave me, a second grader with no head for stuffy Maxwell Hagada-type description, a framework in which to understand the real events of Pesach. When we sat down for the Seder each year, it was easier for me to feel that I myself went out of Egypt, because I could see the thousands of angry soldiers waiting at the shore; I remembered the gallons of water (non-CG water, speaking of miracles) parting at the middle. No, the movie wasn’t accurate, but I don’t think anyone expected that much from it. It captured the awesome and celebratory feel of Pesach—norah, in Hebrew. As a kid, it made me proud to be Jewish. Hey, G-d clearly was not to be messed with, and He was looking out for me and my people. It completely made up for the fact that I didn’t get chocolate bunnies like everyone in the comic strips.
The years progressed, but The Ten Commandments retained its place in our Pesach preparations. I could no longer watch it with a straight face, but the many hours of wiping and scrubbing and sorting (nearly as long as the movie itself) were made more bearable by its presence. My brothers and I had a point system wherein we would try to count the most flagrant biblical errors, and whoever caught more won. As I remember, we ruled out Nefertiri altogether. And after awhile, the cringe-inducing melodrama and from-whole-cloth storyline seemed less like an affront to good taste and more like the crazy old relatives that gather at your house on the holidays: crazy, but endearingly so, and no less beloved.
That was the way of things.
And now, this.
From director Robert Hamli Sr., we are gifted with a hip retelling of The Ten Commandments that I would describe as “surprisingly like the Passion of the Christ, only not as pro-Jewish.”
As with the older Ten Commandments, Moses is the central figure in this movie; however, he is no clichéd hero, nor are the people he leads remotely sympathetic. No, this is Moses as the grim, moody and possibly schizophrenic leader, driven not by a love of his people but by the grisly conviction that he is right. It takes the movie only thirty-five minutes from the time Moses is born until he encounters the Burning Bush, and ‘encounters’ is a very fitting description of how his life unfolds; nothing is explained. We see Moses wandering across the desert in one scene, then we see a woman in the next, and in the following frame, after a minute of film and no actual dialogue, Moses is shown traveling with the woman and a baby. And you thought things happened fast on onlysimchas.
In fact, the movie dislikes using any dialogue that requires commas. To illustrate, I have provided here a brief sample of the Robert Hamli Sr. Method of Communication:
MOSES: We are free. We must go quickly.
AARON: We leave Egypt?
MOSES: Yes.
AARON: Then let us go.
Then there is Pharaoh’s stimulating exchange with Moses.
PHAROAH: I am Pharaoh.
MOSES: I am Moses.
PHAROAH: I say they stay.
MOSES: I say they go.
PHAROAH: But I am Pharaoh. I am a god.
MOSES: I am Moses. I come from G-d.
One could argue that Hamli kept the dialogue so brief and vague because he was trying to work with the actual descriptions of the Torah itself, but if that’s the case, he must have been using a translation from the planet Zepton. What the above encounter eventually builds up to is Moses versus Pharaoh in a contest of willpower. It is all about the two of them and their egos. Moses in particular grows increasingly disturbing as the movie wears on. Nowhere in Dougray Scott’s portrayal is there any echo of greatness. Instead, Moses is perpetually frustrated, tired, even angry, lashing out at his people as though they’re all simpletons. Perhaps he really loves them, but all we see is that same moment when your parents are threatening to pull over, again and again: Moses is constantly at the end of his rope.
And speaking of the planet Zepton, there is Moses’ inexplicable half-brother, Meneroth. Meneroth, a kind, gentle soul, is by far the most sympathetic character in the movie. He is an Egyptian—I believe he is head of the army or some other noble position—constantly at Pharoah’s side, yet warmly devoted to Moses, for reasons that are completely beyond comprehension. His purpose in the film seems to be to represent all those poor goodly Egyptians who were afflicted by the plagues, callously murdered while the Jews watched them die. Since the Egyptians are never portrayed as being especially cruel, the viewer is left with the impression that the plagues were the real injustice in the exodus, taking poor Meneroth’s firstborn son, striking grief into the heart of Moses’ loving brother. Meneroth begs Moses for mercy, but Moses stiffly tells him to blame his pharaoh. Meneroth asks if Moses agreed to the killing of children, and Moses says he is an agent of G-d.
“But why me?” Meneroth persists. “I have not hurt you. And my son is only a child—he has not hurt you. Why must he suffer for the sins of my fathers?”
To tell the truth, it is an excellent question, one frequently asked about the law stating that Moavim and Amonim cannot convert because their ancestors didn’t give the Jews bread for their journey when they were first settling Israel, or the law about wiping out Amalakim. These are especially delicate issues because they seem so unjust, and while there are many illuminating commentaries out there that clarify the law, the nature of the offense and why so harsh a sentence was decreed, ultimately, the law is what G-d says it is—regardless of how much sense it makes to us. Some of the bloodiest battles in Judaism are fought internally over laws just like this, that we don’t understand but must accept, and that struggle is part of what it means to be Jewish.
All of which is great, but completely beside the point. Because perhaps we could have had this existential crisis in a movie about, say, Shaul’s struggle with his mission to destroy Amalek, or the difficulties Ruth faced after she converted. For the life of me, however, I cannot figure out how we managed to get painted into this particular corner in a movie that is, after all, about the liberation of a people that had been oppressed for over four hundred years. “I have not hurt you”? The Egyptians of that generation slaughtered babies as a form of population-control. Their tactics of punishment and degradation were some of the cruelest the Jews have ever experienced. How many Egyptians of that time could truly make Meneroth’s claim? Ok, now how many non-fictional Egyptians?
But deMille’s movie was no better, you object. The original Ten Commandments was every bit as fictional as the new. So Meneroth has replaced Ramses in the Egyptian-half-brother category; whoop-de-doo. At least there’s no Nefertiri in Hamli’s version.
There is, however, a crucial difference between the two films.
The liberties taken in deMille’s version were mostly stylistic. It was a big Hollywood movie filled with big Hollywood glam. Nefertiri? Pure glam—whoever heard of a movie without a love interest? The swelling music, chiseled heroes—even the triangle between Moses, Ramses and Nefertiri. Few and pitiful are the people who watch The Ten Commandments and come away thinking of Moses as the one who stole Ramses’ chick. It’s all standard, the typical Hollywood treatment given to any subject matter, be it biblical or vaudeville in origin. DeMille’s movie never pretends to be anything more than that: the Exodus, Hollywood style. It’s all in fun, and consequently, pretty harmless.
Advertising his rendition as “the most accurate retelling of the Exodus to date”, Hamli, on the other hand, is trying to rewrite history.
Hamli constructs an image that is supposed to be shocking, refreshing and realistic in its departure from tradition. Tradition, among other things, calls for good guys and bad guys, right and wrong, truth and falsehood. But tradition is passé like never before. Today we prefer our Meneroths: politically correct, socially conscious attempts to create equivalence where there is none. Only a society that explains suicide bombers as misunderstood militants could produce a movie about the Exodus where the Egyptians are the victims and Moses is just another delusional egotist. Yet Hamli can swallow nothing less. The people in his movie are never named, not as Jews or even Hebrews; G-d barely has a cameo. They are not essential in this Ten Commandments. Hamli makes his point instead through the ugly, almost crass dialogue between Moses and Pharaoh: religion of any type is just a subtext to seize power.
There is nothing innocent about that claim. Not when you are pushing the Ten Commandments as “the most accurate retelling to date” to make it.
Unfortunately, the Robert Hamli Sr. School of Thought is quite popular these days. Films like his reflect the despair and cynicism of a world where there are no heroes, no miracles.
These are dark times, indeed.
It started innocently enough. This Pesach, like every Pesach, I casually crawled inside the refrigerator with my 409 and shmatah, craning my neck out at an impossible angle so I could keep up with the Ten Commandments on TV. I do this every year, as my parents and grandparents have before me; it is a tradition that I imagine outdates the Exodus. Every April, without fail, those clever network executives get together and go, “Hey, it’s almost Easter. Don’t the Jews have some kind of holiday about now? Somebody broadcast the Charleton Heston movie.” All great religious movies gain their immortality this way; witness the Charlie Brown Christmas special.
Of course, this means that the Ten Commandments usually gets broadcast right before Easter, at which point I am more likely to be taking down my chumutzdik dishes than putting them up, but hey, it’s all good, right?
Regardless of what day it airs, for me, half the fun in getting ready for (or cleaning up from) Pesach has always been The Ten Commandments. As a child not old enough to be alarmed by Nefertiri’s horrific dialogue (“You will rule Egypt, and I will be your footstool”), the movie awed me with its sheer scale. When you’re a kid, words like “pharaoh” and “plague” mean little to you. And what in the world is a chariot? My elementary-aged friends were never allowed to watch The Ten Commandments, and I can hear the argument; after all, Cecille deMille was no stickler for tradition (or, you know, facts). But he portrayed an exodus that felt like an exodus, with all the grandeur and magnificence that you associate with the Torah’s explanation. It gave me, a second grader with no head for stuffy Maxwell Hagada-type description, a framework in which to understand the real events of Pesach. When we sat down for the Seder each year, it was easier for me to feel that I myself went out of Egypt, because I could see the thousands of angry soldiers waiting at the shore; I remembered the gallons of water (non-CG water, speaking of miracles) parting at the middle. No, the movie wasn’t accurate, but I don’t think anyone expected that much from it. It captured the awesome and celebratory feel of Pesach—norah, in Hebrew. As a kid, it made me proud to be Jewish. Hey, G-d clearly was not to be messed with, and He was looking out for me and my people. It completely made up for the fact that I didn’t get chocolate bunnies like everyone in the comic strips.
The years progressed, but The Ten Commandments retained its place in our Pesach preparations. I could no longer watch it with a straight face, but the many hours of wiping and scrubbing and sorting (nearly as long as the movie itself) were made more bearable by its presence. My brothers and I had a point system wherein we would try to count the most flagrant biblical errors, and whoever caught more won. As I remember, we ruled out Nefertiri altogether. And after awhile, the cringe-inducing melodrama and from-whole-cloth storyline seemed less like an affront to good taste and more like the crazy old relatives that gather at your house on the holidays: crazy, but endearingly so, and no less beloved.
That was the way of things.
And now, this.
From director Robert Hamli Sr., we are gifted with a hip retelling of The Ten Commandments that I would describe as “surprisingly like the Passion of the Christ, only not as pro-Jewish.”
As with the older Ten Commandments, Moses is the central figure in this movie; however, he is no clichéd hero, nor are the people he leads remotely sympathetic. No, this is Moses as the grim, moody and possibly schizophrenic leader, driven not by a love of his people but by the grisly conviction that he is right. It takes the movie only thirty-five minutes from the time Moses is born until he encounters the Burning Bush, and ‘encounters’ is a very fitting description of how his life unfolds; nothing is explained. We see Moses wandering across the desert in one scene, then we see a woman in the next, and in the following frame, after a minute of film and no actual dialogue, Moses is shown traveling with the woman and a baby. And you thought things happened fast on onlysimchas.
In fact, the movie dislikes using any dialogue that requires commas. To illustrate, I have provided here a brief sample of the Robert Hamli Sr. Method of Communication:
MOSES: We are free. We must go quickly.
AARON: We leave Egypt?
MOSES: Yes.
AARON: Then let us go.
Then there is Pharaoh’s stimulating exchange with Moses.
PHAROAH: I am Pharaoh.
MOSES: I am Moses.
PHAROAH: I say they stay.
MOSES: I say they go.
PHAROAH: But I am Pharaoh. I am a god.
MOSES: I am Moses. I come from G-d.
One could argue that Hamli kept the dialogue so brief and vague because he was trying to work with the actual descriptions of the Torah itself, but if that’s the case, he must have been using a translation from the planet Zepton. What the above encounter eventually builds up to is Moses versus Pharaoh in a contest of willpower. It is all about the two of them and their egos. Moses in particular grows increasingly disturbing as the movie wears on. Nowhere in Dougray Scott’s portrayal is there any echo of greatness. Instead, Moses is perpetually frustrated, tired, even angry, lashing out at his people as though they’re all simpletons. Perhaps he really loves them, but all we see is that same moment when your parents are threatening to pull over, again and again: Moses is constantly at the end of his rope.
And speaking of the planet Zepton, there is Moses’ inexplicable half-brother, Meneroth. Meneroth, a kind, gentle soul, is by far the most sympathetic character in the movie. He is an Egyptian—I believe he is head of the army or some other noble position—constantly at Pharoah’s side, yet warmly devoted to Moses, for reasons that are completely beyond comprehension. His purpose in the film seems to be to represent all those poor goodly Egyptians who were afflicted by the plagues, callously murdered while the Jews watched them die. Since the Egyptians are never portrayed as being especially cruel, the viewer is left with the impression that the plagues were the real injustice in the exodus, taking poor Meneroth’s firstborn son, striking grief into the heart of Moses’ loving brother. Meneroth begs Moses for mercy, but Moses stiffly tells him to blame his pharaoh. Meneroth asks if Moses agreed to the killing of children, and Moses says he is an agent of G-d.
“But why me?” Meneroth persists. “I have not hurt you. And my son is only a child—he has not hurt you. Why must he suffer for the sins of my fathers?”
To tell the truth, it is an excellent question, one frequently asked about the law stating that Moavim and Amonim cannot convert because their ancestors didn’t give the Jews bread for their journey when they were first settling Israel, or the law about wiping out Amalakim. These are especially delicate issues because they seem so unjust, and while there are many illuminating commentaries out there that clarify the law, the nature of the offense and why so harsh a sentence was decreed, ultimately, the law is what G-d says it is—regardless of how much sense it makes to us. Some of the bloodiest battles in Judaism are fought internally over laws just like this, that we don’t understand but must accept, and that struggle is part of what it means to be Jewish.
All of which is great, but completely beside the point. Because perhaps we could have had this existential crisis in a movie about, say, Shaul’s struggle with his mission to destroy Amalek, or the difficulties Ruth faced after she converted. For the life of me, however, I cannot figure out how we managed to get painted into this particular corner in a movie that is, after all, about the liberation of a people that had been oppressed for over four hundred years. “I have not hurt you”? The Egyptians of that generation slaughtered babies as a form of population-control. Their tactics of punishment and degradation were some of the cruelest the Jews have ever experienced. How many Egyptians of that time could truly make Meneroth’s claim? Ok, now how many non-fictional Egyptians?
But deMille’s movie was no better, you object. The original Ten Commandments was every bit as fictional as the new. So Meneroth has replaced Ramses in the Egyptian-half-brother category; whoop-de-doo. At least there’s no Nefertiri in Hamli’s version.
There is, however, a crucial difference between the two films.
The liberties taken in deMille’s version were mostly stylistic. It was a big Hollywood movie filled with big Hollywood glam. Nefertiri? Pure glam—whoever heard of a movie without a love interest? The swelling music, chiseled heroes—even the triangle between Moses, Ramses and Nefertiri. Few and pitiful are the people who watch The Ten Commandments and come away thinking of Moses as the one who stole Ramses’ chick. It’s all standard, the typical Hollywood treatment given to any subject matter, be it biblical or vaudeville in origin. DeMille’s movie never pretends to be anything more than that: the Exodus, Hollywood style. It’s all in fun, and consequently, pretty harmless.
Advertising his rendition as “the most accurate retelling of the Exodus to date”, Hamli, on the other hand, is trying to rewrite history.
Hamli constructs an image that is supposed to be shocking, refreshing and realistic in its departure from tradition. Tradition, among other things, calls for good guys and bad guys, right and wrong, truth and falsehood. But tradition is passé like never before. Today we prefer our Meneroths: politically correct, socially conscious attempts to create equivalence where there is none. Only a society that explains suicide bombers as misunderstood militants could produce a movie about the Exodus where the Egyptians are the victims and Moses is just another delusional egotist. Yet Hamli can swallow nothing less. The people in his movie are never named, not as Jews or even Hebrews; G-d barely has a cameo. They are not essential in this Ten Commandments. Hamli makes his point instead through the ugly, almost crass dialogue between Moses and Pharaoh: religion of any type is just a subtext to seize power.
There is nothing innocent about that claim. Not when you are pushing the Ten Commandments as “the most accurate retelling to date” to make it.
Unfortunately, the Robert Hamli Sr. School of Thought is quite popular these days. Films like his reflect the despair and cynicism of a world where there are no heroes, no miracles.
These are dark times, indeed.
posted by fudge at 12:19 PM
8 Comments:
i like the Prince of Egypt version. Makes Par‘o sympathetic, well-rounded and understandable, if still an evil bastard.
Fudge: I come by way of your dad's blog. I really like your take on both movies. You were able to do what I could not...actually watch the new version. The English accents finished me...couldn't get through more than 10 minutes.
Let's face it, no one can replace Charleton Heston. Don't tell your dad, but you do a much better movie review.
I couldn't watch the new one. It felt like cheating on the old one.
Now the real Q is... which of your sibs would catch the watch on Heston's wrist?!
geez, you really like this 'prince of egypt'.
This is a great article in so many ways. I haven't seen the new one, I don't think I've even seen all of the old one, but you captured an important problem in current society, which is an even bigger problem when applied to Torah/Bible history.
Great review. I hit the same point in my comment on your dad's post, but you put it a lot more eloquently, and in the larger context.
good article. :) I have done my brotherly duty.
Ephraim Kishon has a great book called "Picasso's sweet revenge", but it is only available in Henrew and Germen, AFAIK.
Get it. Read it.
In that book he explains exactly what is wrong with modern art.
In my opinion it is exactly the same with postmodern philosophy/hystory/ect.
A bunch of people are making a lot of money from treating everyone else as a bunch of fools.
Everything can be said / Nothing is inherently true / Every side has it's own narative
No one bothers to check the facts anymore, there is no 'peer review' for articles.
I have seen articles in respeced publications where all of the bible references are wrong. But no one bothers to check.
The world is going down the drain.
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