Friday, March 16, 2007

evidently

i have not lived up to my word. perhaps this is because i am exhausted already. there are still almost two weeks left. does that seem fair to you?
nevertheless, guilt-stricken and snowbound, i will share one more tidbit with you. prepare to be dazzled.
You Know You Are In College when you take your frustrations out on breakfast cereal. allow me to demonstrate.
(holding box of cookie crisp in one hand) stupid housing department! why can't they give me a single? (violent crunch) grrrr, how much longer can the room across the hall blare that stupid crunk music? (more crunching, faster) when will someone else decide to take out the garbage? (bite tongue) how can i lose weight if i keep eating cereal for revenge? (furious crunch) stupid school cafeteria...closing at noon....
(puts cereal box down, glares out window)
stupid snow!
(commence sign number five that You Are In College, aka Trying To Correctly Interpret Instructions on Toilet Cleaning Agent)

7 Comments:

Blogger outofAMMO said...

No i agree. Does this mean im in college?

12:27 PM  
Anonymous yitzi said...

1.34 : Interpreting Instructions for Toilet Cleaning
and its sister course
22.77 : Nuclear Waste Management
are very advanced graduate subjects. Try not to hurt yourself.

http://student.mit.edu/@5523376.8557/catalog/m1c.html#1.72

1:32 PM  
Blogger Mordy said...

Mmmmmm. Crunk juice. Mmmmmmm.

2:27 PM  
Blogger PsychoToddler said...

I agree. Stupid snow!

And who finished off the CHEERIOS?

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHH

3:14 PM  
Blogger outofAMMO said...

it was me. I did that.

10:59 AM  
Blogger Eliezer said...

(strong bad voice)
eating cereal for revenge?

you've got it all wrong..

(although both revenge and cereal are dishes best served cold)

4:04 AM  
Blogger outofAMMO said...

yeah they were pretty good.

10:30 PM  

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