home for the holidays
you know, many people attempted to talk me out of my decision to go home for purim this year, arguing the basic premise that:
a) everyone who is anyone is in new york
b) the purim fun is funner in new york
c) in wisconsin there is snow
but, even with respect to the healthy two feet we received almost in tangent with megillah reading, i am glad that i braved the milwaukee skies, if only to afford me the ability to keep up with the pt's endless stream of straight-to-paperback novels:
me (flipping through bundle of papers entitled 'end the long jirney began') : "here is richard."
the pt: yeah, that book is about richard and the dragons.
me: i see. hmm. but...why does it call him "mr. richard" on this page?
the pt: because he got married! hello?
me: uh...what's that on his cheeks?
the pt: pink.
me: is he blushing, the pt?
the pt: well, he did just get married. and that's pretty inbarrassing.
a) everyone who is anyone is in new york
b) the purim fun is funner in new york
c) in wisconsin there is snow
but, even with respect to the healthy two feet we received almost in tangent with megillah reading, i am glad that i braved the milwaukee skies, if only to afford me the ability to keep up with the pt's endless stream of straight-to-paperback novels:
me (flipping through bundle of papers entitled 'end the long jirney began') : "here is richard."
the pt: yeah, that book is about richard and the dragons.
me: i see. hmm. but...why does it call him "mr. richard" on this page?
the pt: because he got married! hello?
me: uh...what's that on his cheeks?
the pt: pink.
me: is he blushing, the pt?
the pt: well, he did just get married. and that's pretty inbarrassing.
posted by fudge at 10:52 PM
12 Comments:
L.O.L.
Chag sameach! :D
........
[at a loss for words]
Can you give me more sentences to decode? And I missed you!
It is kind of inbarrassing to be married.
Your sister is hilarious.
yes she is, quite the riot.
and doesn't she know that when people are very happy their cheeks sometimes also turn red (ie "rosy")?
she's definitely growing up!
ask her if boys have cooties yet?
(the local four year old asked me recently if I'd be her chassan... so she's definitely past that stage!)
OMG, I can't get enough of this kid. Why aren't my folks this funny?!
Heehee!!
Just as a note, there's #4) Because why travel when you don't need to!?
If you ask me, Mr. Richard looks a little nebbish.
you spelled jrny wrong!
Awesome hair.
He looks kind of like your avatar, fudge!
Hilarious!
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