we hate it when our friends become successful

i know it's a sham and the fascimile of a sham, but this cartoon keeps cracking me up...i cannot function...HAH ha ha...

for those of you (my father for instance) who don't know the back story, morrissey is a singer reknown for his rather impractical song titles, one of which is 'The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get.'