Tell-Tale Sign #94 That You Are In College
a note in orange crayon on your bathroom mirror actually reads:
ATTENTION FAIR CITIZENS OF 15 B:
PLEASE BE ADVISED
roomate a and roomate b, having taken out the bathroom garbage every week since the beginning of the semester, are currently on strike and thus will not be available to take out the bathroom garbage this friday. as roomate c's hand is broken, the mission therefore falls to roommates d and e. contribute, for king and country!
sincerely, your roommates (read: not maids)
ATTENTION FAIR CITIZENS OF 15 B:
PLEASE BE ADVISED
roomate a and roomate b, having taken out the bathroom garbage every week since the beginning of the semester, are currently on strike and thus will not be available to take out the bathroom garbage this friday. as roomate c's hand is broken, the mission therefore falls to roommates d and e. contribute, for king and country!
sincerely, your roommates (read: not maids)
posted by fudge at 2:02 PM
3 Comments:
How long can you hold your noses?
what patriotic roommates. 'For king and country'.
i'm with tuesday! or you could just let it pile up until it reaches your windowsill...er, um...or not ;-)
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