Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Tell-Tale Sign #94 That You Are In College

a note in orange crayon on your bathroom mirror actually reads:

ATTENTION FAIR CITIZENS OF 15 B:

PLEASE BE ADVISED

roomate a and roomate b, having taken out the bathroom garbage every week since the beginning of the semester, are currently on strike and thus will not be available to take out the bathroom garbage this friday. as roomate c's hand is broken, the mission therefore falls to roommates d and e. contribute, for king and country!

sincerely, your roommates (read: not maids)

4 Comments:

Blogger PsychoToddler said...

How long can you hold your noses?

6:07 PM  
Blogger outofAMMO said...

what patriotic roommates. 'For king and country'.

10:29 PM  
Blogger tuesdaywishes said...

If that doesn't work, try removing the trash can from the bathroom. Put your own trash in a bag and dispose of it yourself, but do not leave ANY receptacle in the bathroom.Profess cluelessness when they ask you where it went.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Hila said...

i'm with tuesday! or you could just let it pile up until it reaches your windowsill...er, um...or not ;-)

7:42 PM  

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