how to tell if you're a nutjob
by fudge
1. will you only pick up your toys with a robot arm?
2. do you take a hula hoop to school with you every day, even though they already have hula hoops at school?
3. do you try to smuggle a lunchbox full of water to shul with you under your coat on shabbos?
4. do you hum the theme song to your favorite cartoon show and break into superhero poses on a regular basis unrelated to the context around you?
5. do you have a favorite insect?
6. do you consider an event, such as teethbrushing, not to have occurred until it has been documented and notarized by a parental figure on a markerboard?
7. do you have a one-legged skip?
8. do you consider the rules for grocery-cart riding posted in the supermarket to be enforceable by death?
9. when you are riding in the back seat of a car, do you sometimes throw your arms up, whoop and catapult to the side without warning, as though you are on a roller coaster?
10. do you routinely ask, sometimes up to four times during a single meal, if the bowl, fork, cup, place mat, napkin, etc., in front of you is your own?
11. do you do this even when no one else is at the table?
12. do you gripe for hours because nobody woke you up before seven?
13. do you scramble to hide whenever someone enters the house and then yell "Surprise!", even
though, since you do this on a repeated basis, there is little chance of either you or the enteree being surprised?
14. have you spawned an entire spin-off genre of literature quoted by complete strangers inevitably more than ten years your senior?
1. will you only pick up your toys with a robot arm?
2. do you take a hula hoop to school with you every day, even though they already have hula hoops at school?
3. do you try to smuggle a lunchbox full of water to shul with you under your coat on shabbos?
4. do you hum the theme song to your favorite cartoon show and break into superhero poses on a regular basis unrelated to the context around you?
5. do you have a favorite insect?
6. do you consider an event, such as teethbrushing, not to have occurred until it has been documented and notarized by a parental figure on a markerboard?
7. do you have a one-legged skip?
8. do you consider the rules for grocery-cart riding posted in the supermarket to be enforceable by death?
9. when you are riding in the back seat of a car, do you sometimes throw your arms up, whoop and catapult to the side without warning, as though you are on a roller coaster?
10. do you routinely ask, sometimes up to four times during a single meal, if the bowl, fork, cup, place mat, napkin, etc., in front of you is your own?
11. do you do this even when no one else is at the table?
12. do you gripe for hours because nobody woke you up before seven?
13. do you scramble to hide whenever someone enters the house and then yell "Surprise!", even
though, since you do this on a repeated basis, there is little chance of either you or the enteree being surprised?
14. have you spawned an entire spin-off genre of literature quoted by complete strangers inevitably more than ten years your senior?
posted by fudge at 7:22 AM
10 Comments:
LOLOL
As a victim of #14's effects... seriously. Though "nutjobs" like this always end up to be eccentric stars/celebrities...
Are you describing your Dad? ;)
#8: She's right about that one. I tried to put a box of cheerios next to her on the seat and she showed me the little sticker which indicated it was verboten.
i'm kinda hung up about the smuggling a lunchbox full of water into shul. what for??? not that anything she does really has a purpose but sometimes she's got plans...
does she know she has such a huge following?
14. have you spawned an entire spin-off genre of literature quoted by complete strangers inevitably more than ten years your senior?
Hmmm. How about - do you quote an entire spin-off genre of literature spawned by a complete stranger inevitably more than ten years your junior?
Hehehe. Gotta love the PT. :)
LOL!!!
(How many "yes" replies are needed to qualify? Is this an official diagnosis or just a screening? ;)
#13 - Still laughing. Must try this at home.
#15- you answer to the title "King of the Daises."
Sounds like a creative kid with OCD who enjoys life.
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