Thursday, November 13, 2008

no more prejudice against ugly fruit

yes, human rights have advanced leaps and bounds over the past few centuries. look at us in america. we now have a black president. strides are being made to treat every man with dignity and respect! but ask yourself this: what about vegetables? 

sure, life's great if you're ben-adam. but suppose you're a lopsided rutabaga? a crooked carrot? heaven help you, a class-2 banana?

(you all know who you are.) 

until recently, handiwork like the above were shunned in britain. but today an article in the new york times announced the repealing of such prejudice. today, at last, it is legitimate and mentally safe to be a curvy cucumber in the U.K. 

if you are aware of a recent news development weirder or dumber than this one, im radioyu or call 212-923-2471 tonight at 8 and let us know. you could get lucky and win the Man Eats Lawnmower Weekly National Championship of the Week. 

and you know how fulfilling that can be. 

5 Comments:

Blogger iguana said...

I bet it took a LOT of protesters to get them to publish THAT in the New York Times.

2:43 PM  
Blogger Stubborn and Strong said...

still waiting a special post..... (you know what i am talking about) hehehehe

5:06 PM  
Blogger iguana said...

Hold on! I know one!

Mom and I were reading the paper on Saturday, and we found a column about a group of families going deer hunting. It turns out that not only did they not shoot any deer, but the DEER tricked THEM into shooting EACH OTHER!!

11:43 AM  
Blogger Scraps said...

Sigh...and some of us ARE those lopsided bananas, or think we are.

10:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you still in the job search? Commentary Magazine has an ad on their website.

12:58 AM  

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