Tuesday, July 29, 2008

how to deal with your sociopathic boss, according to the pt

the pt: hey fudge. can't talk now. i'm busy writing a new casl slugwrth book. 

fudge: the pt, may i come into your office?

the pt: you're not dead or a zombie or anything, are you?

fudge: maybe. would you let me in anyway?

the pt (doubtfully): okay. 

fudge: the pt, i gotta ask you a question. 

the pt: okay. 

fudge: my boss is really mean.  what do you think i should do?

the pt: what boss?

fudge: the one at work. 

the pt: oh. i thought you meant the main boss. 

fudge: you know how i go to work? and have a boss? she's mean. what should i do?

the pt: stay home, probably. 

fudge: but then she'll say, 'fudge, you quitter, you, you have to come to work! i'm not finished yelling at you!' then what should i do?

the pt: stay home more. 

fudge: i like your thinking, the pt. what would you do?

the pt: well, probably eat a snack. i'm getting kind of hungry. 

fudge: focus, the pt. focus. i mean, what would you do if you had a mean boss?

the pt: where?

fudge: at work. 

the pt: i don't go to a work. i'm a kid. 

fudge: well, pretend!

the pt (doubtfully): okay. 

fudge: okay, so you have a mean boss who's always yelling at you. what do you do, the pt?

the pt: 

the pt: 

the pt: skip. 

fudge: skip?

the pt: skip away. like this. 

(the pt skips away)


fudge: hey, the pt! come back! i'm not finished, the pt!


Blogger PsychoToddler said...

i thought you meant the main boss.

Hey, she may be on to something here.

OK, what you gotta do, is cast an "immune from non-constructive-criticism" shield over yourself.

Next, cast a "silence inappropriate/sexist/harrassing/religious intolerant comments" spell on her.

Then you have The PT attack one leg and see if you can get Rafi to do healing spells on you while she attempts to further damage your self-esteem meter.

Finally, finish up with your "I'm an intern not your personal punching bag" +1 of competence. Repeat until the battle is over. Or the summer. Whichever comes first.

7:43 PM  
Blogger Erachet said...

Lol! Oy.

7:59 PM  
Blogger tofuttiQT said...

OMG! Your little sis is so funny!

4:01 PM  
Blogger rebecca said...

The Lamb


Little Lamb, who made thee?

Dost thou know who made thee?

Gave thee life and bid thee feed

By the stream and o'er the mead:

Gave thee clothing of delight,

Softest clothing, woolly, bright;

Gave thee such a tender voice,

Making all the vales rejoice?

Little Lamb, who made thee?

Dost thou know who made thee?


Little Lamb, I'll tell thee,

He is called by thy name,

For He calls Himself a Lamb.

He is meek and He is mild;

He became a little child.

I a child, and thou a lamb,

We are called by His name.

Little Lamb, God bless thee!

Little Lamb, God bless thee!

~~~by aoc power leveling

6:24 PM  

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