Thursday, September 15, 2005
About Me
- Name: fudge
- Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States
you already know everything about me anyway. plus, i am the consummate judge of all quirky fiction.
"i'm afraid i have some bad news, boys. you're in space."
1 Comments:
Policeman : Oh, now this is where Mr Podgorny could have saved his wife's life. If he'd gone to the police and told them that he'd been approached by unearthly beings from the Galaxy of Andromeda, we'd have sent a man round to investigate. As it was he did a deal with a blancmange, and the blancmange ate his wife. So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. And the same goes for dogs.
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