why you should vote for me
posted by fudge at 7:49 PM
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
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10 Comments:
I'll vote for you.
I had a watercolor painting of a dragon on my freshman dorm door that I did for no reason other than being homesick and bored. I wonder whatever happened to it....here's a warning from one who knows, you want to save that stuff.
lets make a deal:
If you get you dad to vote for you I will vote for you too.
one more thing
oops now all the weirdos on the 'net know your (real?) name...
which reminds me of a famous takeoff on snoopy:
"on the Internet no one knows your a dog."
I still think you should have gone with the takeoff on
"VOTE
FOR
PEDRO"
Oh, and nice use of duct tape.
OMG they're "decorating your door" already!!!!!
mazal tov and mabrouk!
who's the lucky guy?
have you told your parents yet?
what does The Che— PT think of him/her/it?
1. Eli's right, take poster off of the web, your site now has your first and last name and your picture. That's a no-no, so fix it.
2. Parce, etc: Don't help me, none of this stuff is coming home.
3. Steg: You don't help me either.
4. That's my duct tape! I knew you would need it for something.
5. I would vote for you, particularly if there were free food involved. That might be a plank in your platform right there.
Though it seems like we do give out our full names and faces whenever we introduce ourselves... people think it's different to do so online. It's an automatic reaction, especially by mothers... (I guess I'm not helping either)
Why does everyone who runs for office in college give out free food?! I had to win a run-off when I ran first-year (in Lander) because the other guy gave out food the first time! Combine food with good policy, though... that's a runaway win. (Oh yeah - best way is to run around asking as many people as possible what they don't like; write it down; and mention it in a speech and sign. Guaranteed win!)
1. Blur over the name.
2. The only thing that works better than free food is free beer.
3. You're helping me again.
that unicorn looks like a horse that was hit over the head with a hammer and now has a big cartoon lump.
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