ofis rools
file this under 'things i found behind the couch, on top of an overturned cardboard box next to a pink plastic folding chair':
Ofis ROOls
1. NO flifl
2. NO shawting
3. NO ZOMBYS
4. NO MUMYS
5. NO DED PEPL
Ofis ROOls
1. NO flifl
2. NO shawting
3. NO ZOMBYS
4. NO MUMYS
5. NO DED PEPL
posted by fudge at 5:14 PM
9 Comments:
Pardon my ignorance, but is 1) no falafel?
yes!
it took three of us and half an hour to decipher that. you should be eligible for some kind of prize.
Well, rule #3 disqualifies me from entrance to the Ofis on my usual worknight sleep-hour allotment. Shucks--guess I'm just gonna have to sleep 'til 10 to gain admittance. :)
And, um, what exactly does the PT have against flifl? Ded Pepl I get, but flifl?
She's allergic to flifl. Not sure what her problem is with zombys, mumys, or ded pepl.
Otherwise, I'd say this is a pretty reasonable ofis rool list.
Could it be "filth?"
The rest of it is just too funny!
I love how it gets more and more caps-locky as it goes along. It's like flifl and shawting one might be able to get away with on occasion, perhaps with mild consequences, but zombys, mumys, and ded pepl are absolutely NOT TOLERATED.
Allergic to flifl? Ho no!
is shawting supposed to be shouting, shooting, something else?
If it is any consolation, I only got the "falafel" connection because I too was a PT speller around her age. :) She is so fabulous, I kind of hope to have my very own PT one day.
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