Monday, September 19, 2005

triumph

at long last i have stumbled upon a supermarket on thirty-fifth and third, and i bought crispix! no longer shall i drag myself out of bed in the morning at an ungodly hour to rush down to the caf to eat a tiny little packet of frosty flakes or a mammoth danish! i have my own cereal! and my own milk!

the only downside is, i have a thing of coupons in my purse that feels like it belongs to somebody else.

9 Comments:

Blogger Steg (dos iz nit der ┼íteg) said...

Ahoy! Enjoy yar gold doubloons and stolen booty, Pirate cap'n of them thar High Seas!

2:11 PM  
Blogger Ezzie said...

Seriously - if any blogger should be required to talk like a pirate, it's Fudge. Look at your blog's name!!

2:21 PM  
Blogger PsychoToddler said...

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

2:50 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Balabusta said...

So there is life on this planet after all....

4:39 PM  
Blogger tuesdaywishes said...

Real food, real sleep, you'll feel like a real person any day now. Want some of my old toaster oven recipies?

6:14 PM  
Blogger Ezzie said...

Put bread in. Press button. When you hear :::DING!:::, remove bread with something other than fingers. If you don't hear a ding, place plug in socket and begin from Step 2.

9:51 PM  
Blogger tuesdaywishes said...

ezzie can laugh if she wants to, but I used to bake sweet potatoes in my toaster oven that had girls coming from three floors above use to see what smelled so good. Also spicy cheese fries, and the old standbys of pita pizza and tunamelt. I even baked cakes in there, from these little pouches of mix that called for only 1 egg (I think the brand was Gold Medal)
It beat paying for caf food for dinner!

12:09 PM  
Blogger Ezzie said...

I was kidding... and I'm a "he" not a "she". In Israel, we'd make eggs and pancakes in a sandwich maker, and my family has always made pizza, muffins, tuna melts, fries, and other assorted goodies in a toaster.
With a toaster, a sandwich maker, and a Foreman, you can make just about anything! (Until WITS confiscated them...)

3:30 PM  
Blogger PsychoToddler said...

Moe's got a sandwich maker at WITS. Dunno if he uses it.

12:11 PM  

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