i had a pony

"You have Two New Messages. First Message Sent Today at 9:19 P.M:

Hello Perele. This is your Grandma Rose. I wanted to ask you if you asked the bus driver why he was so late today. Ok Goodbye."

"Message skipped. Second Message Sent Today at 9:21 P.M.:

Perele, this is your Grandma Rose again. Listen, I just went to the frigidaire and I see that the milk is unopened, which means that you didn't eat any breakfast. You know I went to the store on Thursday and they were out of the 2 percent and skim milk so I bought whole milk and I even made sure that it would be good until the twenty-third. Now I see that you didn't eat any of it. And I bought the Frosty Flakes for you. What's the matter? You didn't know there is milk in this house? What did you eat for breakfast?

Ok goodbye."

and i'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids...

nais nister

guess who scored an invitation to grandma's house for shabbos chanukah? she just saw me two weeks ago! i didn't do anything, honestly - i didn't even form the thought! it's a violation of her own rule! it doesn't make ANY sense!

clearly i've got a reason to say hallel.